Malaysia: Ay, I want a new bridge.
Singapore: Why? What's wrong with the present one?
Malaysia: Kan-ni-nia, I want ships to dock at Johor so I can service them and build a port operations lar! Now the causeway cannot allow ships to pass through what, like that also must ask meh?
Singapore: *thinks to himself* Siao! Like that the ships don't have to pass by Singapore anymore, can go directly to Malaysia, sure I lose business one.
Singapore: *smiley face* Er... How much does it cost?
Malaysia: Cheap cheap lar! S$500 million for your half of the bridge only.
Singapore: *unsmiley face* Wah lau eh, I lose business plus must spend money somemore to build a new bridge? I not stupid, okay.
Malaysia: What you want?
Singapore: Aiyah, chin chye lar, sell me some sand and allow me to use some of your airspace lor.
Malaysia: Huh? Why you so like that? Want to build or not, if not I just build half-crooked bridge and connect to your side of the causeway!
Sometime later...
Malaysia: Wei, don't want to build new bridge liao. You so evil and selfish, want sand want air, even though it's free and I have plenty of it, wait others think I must kow-tow to you just for a stupid bridge.
Singapore: *thinks to himself* Siao ting-tong, I never wanted the bridge in the first place.
Can't we be friends?
No comments:
Post a Comment